Jason Newsted, former bass player with Metallica, here on stage during a Metallica performance. It’s not the worst fail in the world, but it works.

Hans-Rudolf Merz (born 10 November 1942) is a Swiss politician of FDP.The Liberals and member of the Swiss Federal Council (since 2004). He is the head of the Federal Department of Finance (the Swiss finance minister) and President of the Swiss Confederation for 2009. On 6 August 2010 Merz announced his resignation for October 2010. Read more!]]>

Hans-Rudolf Merz (born 10 November 1942) is a Swiss politician of FDP.The Liberals and member of the Swiss Federal Council (since 2004). He is the head of the Federal Department of Finance (the Swiss finance minister) and President of the Swiss Confederation for 2009. On 6 August 2010 Merz announced his resignation for October 2010. Source: Wikipedia.

In other words, not the guy you would expect to break up laughing while replying to a question about meat imports.

Some accidents are planned by the mighty forces of the universe. Gods more powerful than can be imagined, conspiring for their own enjoyment. Natural powers of our galaxy, all wishing for something to happen so hard that no mortal human being can resist.

At least that’s what we think happened when Australian beauty, former cheerleader, Miss Read more!]]>

Some accidents are planned by the mighty forces of the universe. Gods more powerful than can be imagined, conspiring for their own enjoyment. Natural powers of our galaxy, all wishing for something to happen so hard that no mortal human being can resist.

At least that’s what we think happened when Australian beauty, former cheerleader, Miss Australia and Miss Universe 2004, Jennifer Hawkins, lost her dress at the Australian shopping centre Westfield Miranda.

According to Wikipedia, the beautiful Hawkins commented: “I wish I wore better underwear”.

 The picture does not really need much comment, but here’s some George W. Bush quotes to enlighten your day:

“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”

“I’m the commander — see, I don’t need to explain — I do not need Read more!]]>

Turkey invades George W. Bush

 The picture does not really need much comment, but here’s some George W. Bush quotes to enlighten your day:

“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”

“I’m the commander — see, I don’t need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That’s the interesting thing about being president.”

“I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”

“They misunderestimated me.”

“For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It’s just unacceptable. And we’re going to do something about it.”

“You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.”

 ”Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

Can’t blame him for not looking straight ahead with that sideview. Let just hope the winner of Miss Whatever did a better job answering than Miss South Carolina.

Silvio Berlusconi is the Italian prime minister, billionaire, playboy and a man with a  strong feeling of self importance and weird humour. Never mind if the German Chancellor is waiting, along with dozens of other people, security and crowds – Silvio is finishing his call, possibly to a mistress or to order some pizza.

He’s the Italian prime minister, he’s a billionaire, he owns Italy and he makes the rules. So why not dry hump a police woman, it’s just a normal part of the workday.

The song is Touch my Body, originally sung by Mariah Carey on the album E=MC2.

Further comments are not necessary. Enjoy.

Acting cool all the time is one of the fundamentals in the Hip Hop culture. This rapper is surprising his audience with a spontaneous stage dive so sudden, I`m not even sure if he was ready himself.