The Egyptian football club Al-Ahly is the most crowned club in Africa, and is certainly loved by both fans and commentators. Watch this amazing chance, and turn up the volume on your speakers.

Euro 2004 football championship. Otto Rehhagel, the German who manages Greece, contemplates making a change in the semi-final versus the Czech Republic. Little does he know that some days later he and Greece will be the surprise winners of the tournament.

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Euro 2004 football championship. Otto Rehhagel, the German who manages Greece, contemplates making a change in the semi-final versus the Czech Republic. Little does he know that some days later he and Greece will be the surprise winners of the tournament.

And little does he know that a half-naked football fan with a massive boner is jumping up and down behind him.

To build muscle you need to really exhaust your muscles while lifting. This guy pushed himself a little too hard, either deadlifting or shouting. Don’t try this at home.

Eddie “The Eagle” Edwards was the first competitor to represent Great Britain in the Olympics ski jumping, appearing in the Calgary Olympic Games in 1988 and jumping 59 meters, finishing last. He had by then became a cult hero and his jump was accompanied by a crowd of 100.000 people cheering his name.

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Eddie “The Eagle” Edwards was the first competitor to represent Great Britain in the Olympics ski jumping, appearing in the Calgary Olympic Games in 1988 and jumping 59 meters, finishing last. He had by then became a cult hero and his jump was accompanied by a crowd of 100.000 people cheering his name.

However, the ski jumping establishment was not humoured and felt that Edwards was making a comedy show out of their sport. Rules were changed and demands higher, and in 1990 came what was refererred to as the ‘Eddie Edwards rule’, which requires Olympic hopefuls to compete in international events and place in the top 30 percent or the top 50 competitors, whichever is fewer. This meant instant trouble for the ever hopeful Eddie, and he failed to qualify for the next three Winter Olympics before he finally gave up ski jumping.

A failed ski jumper, “The Eagle” (who was known for jumping with foggy glasses) was a bigger commercial success. His public failure in sports made him a hero and he could demand £10.000 a hour for advertising and promotion work. He also had a minor career in television and published a book.

Right now the world championship in cross-country skiing is being held in Oslo, Norway, contestants from all over the world meeting to see how can travel a certain distance fastest. In snow, with a pair of wooden planks on their feet. Well, maybe not wooden.

The skier above did not qualify for the world championship.

Nothing like a healthy dosage of blue balls to get some adrenaline going for the next jump. He should consider himself lucky, even though he might not ever father any children.

Even if he had scored for Alaves, it would have made no difference to the scoreline. Jerry Armstrong

Its like the sea of Galilee – the two defenders just parted Mark Lawrenson

Chelsea last won away on April Fools Day – now its Read more!]]> Michael Owen isnt the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that.
Mark Lawrenson

Even if he had scored for Alaves, it would have made no difference to the scoreline.
Jerry Armstrong

Its like the sea of Galilee – the two defenders just parted
Mark Lawrenson

Chelsea last won away on April Fools Day – now its Boxing Day, another great religious holiday
Dominic Johnson

They’re in pole position, ie 3rd position for the Champions League
Mark Lawrenson

The ball plunges up between the two of them as they meet
Radio 5 Live

He’s got a great future ahead. He’s missed so much of it
Terry Venables

This is a real cat and carrot situation
David Pleat

To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first
Mark Lawrenson

Theres Ottmar Hitzfield, the two year old Bayern Munich manager
Mike Hill

To be honest, i cant remember him scoring a goal that wasnt memorable
Jerome Anderson

Andy Cole has at last broken his goal glut with his first goal for England
Channel 5

All of a sudden they still keep playing with that flat back four
John Beresford

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field
Ron Atkinson

They’ve conceded a lot of goals but their other problem is they’ve let a lot in
Gary Lineker

Bobby Robson and Sven Goran Eriksson had a meeting before this match. Kieron Dyer will have been the name on two of their lips
Metro Radio

(Dwight Yorke’s) white boots were on fire against Arsenal tonight and he’ll be looking for them to reproduce tonight
Ron Atkinson

Two-nil was a dangerous lead to have…
Peter Beardsley

And it (the ball) just crept either side of the post
Chris Kamara

Bayern Munich lost in the semifinals of the Champions League to Real Madrid last year and the year before that they were beaten in the final by Manchester United, so their European pedigree is second to none
Simon Brotherton

And Scot Gemmill has put Everton ahead in the big match between the bottom five
Steve Ryder

Also see: Part #4 – Part #3 – Part #2 – Part #1

Chilean right-back Bryan Carrasco took football cheating to new (low) levels in the 2011 South American Youth Championship against Ecuador earlier this month. Waiting for a throw-in, marking Ecuador’s Edson Motano, the presumably stupid Carrasco takes football play-acting to new heights as he hits himself – with Motano’s arm!

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Chilean right-back Bryan Carrasco took football cheating to new (low) levels in the 2011 South American Youth Championship against Ecuador earlier this month. Waiting for a throw-in, marking Ecuador’s Edson Motano, the presumably stupid Carrasco takes football play-acting to new heights as he hits himself – with Motano’s arm!

Luckily, the refeere didn’t fall for this lame trick.

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp reacts with predictable anger and bitterness when a ball mis-hit by one of his players hits him during a TV interview when he was a manager at Portsmouth.

In a junior football match between Desportivo Brasil and Flamengo this month, a player named Gladstone was unlucky enough to be injured.

Fortunately, a medical team was stand-by and ready to carry him out for further assistance.

Unfortunately, they were incompetent.