Failed talkers: Funny sports quotes part #1

‘If it had gone in, it would have been a goal’
- BARRY DAVIES – British sports commentator 

‘Ian Rush is deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn’t one of them.’
- PETER JONES - former sports commentator

‘There’s 30 minutes gone and we’re in the first quarter of the game.’
- JON CHAMPION - sports commentator

‘The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.’
- GEORGE HAMILTON – Irish football commentator

‘It’s a tough month for Liverpool over the next five or six weeks.’
- ALAN GREEN - BBC sports commentator

‘It’s Brazil 2 Scotland 1, so Scotland are back where they were at the start of the match’

‘Three of his four goals have come from the substitute’s bench.’
- MARTIN TYLER - football commentator legend

’1-0 is not a winning score, by any means’
- IAN HALL – cricketer and footballer

‘Paul Scholes with four players in front of him – five if you count Gary Neville’
- DARRAGH MOLONEY – sports commentator

‘Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you’re 80-20 sure of winning it.’
- IAN DARKE – football and boxing commentator

“He is a fucking lazy big nigger”
Ron Atkinson (football coach) about Marcel Desailly

“Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious.”
Alan Minter – BBC sports commentator

“Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him.”
New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted

 “This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”
Ted Walsh, horse racing commentator

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.”
Winston Bennett – retired American basketball player

“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it, which is identical.”
Murray Walker – F1 racing commentator

“I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother.”
Greg Norman – Australian golfer

“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”
Terry Venables – Soccer Coach

“I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.”
Ron Atkinson – soccer coach

“Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.”
Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977

Also see: Part #5 - Part #4 - Part #3 - Part #2

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