Failed talkers: Funny sports quotes part #2

‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field’
Metro Radio

“Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer.”
David Acfield, cricketer and champion fencer

“What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in football?”
Stuart Hall – Radio 5 live

“And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.”
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics

“One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them…..Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!”
US PGA Commentator

“For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown.”
Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator

“That’s what I call an optimist, standing still and shooting from 43.5 meters.”
Ivar Hoff, Norwegian football commentator

“Some times in football you need to score a goal.”
Thierry Henry, Barcelona footballer

“He uses his strength, and that’s his strength, his strength.”
Kevin Keegan, football legend

“Attack is the best form of defence. Isn’t that written somewhere, is it the Bible?”
Petur Marteinsson, Icelandic football player

“Too much football on television? My reply is: Are there too many books in the library?”
Arne Scheie, Norwegian sports commentary legend

“They play 4-4-1-1-1.”
Frank Stapleton, former Arsenal and Manchester United player

“Zola has two feet.”
David Pleat, former football player, manager and commentator

“And now for the second episode of the football match”
Norwegian news broadcaster

“Here comes Uschi Disl. She has been a border patrol guard, so she’s used to firing at refugees.”
Jon Herwig Carlsen, Norwegian biathlon commentator

“And it’s 2-0! Almost identical to the first one!”
Norwegian football commentator Øyvind Johnsen, commentating on the replay of the first goal

“Everything but a victory or a draw versus Finland would be a loss for the Norwegian team.”
Norwegian newspaper Dagbladet with an impressive analysis

Also see: Part #5Part #4 - Part #3Part #1

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