Failed talkers: Funny sports quotes part #3

“In the game between Sweden and Nigeria, Nigeria is leading by 1-0. Wait a minute, I’ve just received news that Sweden has equalized to 0-0.”
- Norwegian morning TV

“How is your leg?”
- Reporter asking former Norwegian international Pål Jacobsen a few days after he amputated his leg

“We lost because we didn’t win.”
- Ronaldo

“After 4 minutes of play the score is already 0-0.”
- Ian Darke, English commentator

“Winning does not mean that much as long as you win.”
- Vinnie Jones

“I have received 14 yellow cards this year. 8 of them has been my fault, but 7 has been dubious.”
- Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne

“The training camp in Spain was in Portugal somewhere.”
- Rolf Zetterlund, Swedish coach

“Correct me if I’m not wrong.”
- Hockey coach Christer Abrahamsson

“Let’s go out and do the warmup in rectangular circles.”
- Hockey coach Christer Abrahamsson

“My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven.”
David Beckham

 ”I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.”
Mark Viduka

 ”I’d like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.”
Mark Draper

“I’m as happy as I can be – but I have been happier.”
Ugo Ehiogu

 ”I couldn’t settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country.”
Ian Rush

“These things happen. Over a season, y’know, you’ll get goals disallowed that are good, you’ll get goals that are good disallowed. It happens”
Kevin Keegan

 ”He’s not the Carl Cort we know he is”
Bobby Robson

 ”He’s the type of player the manager is either going to keep or not keep next season”
Alvin MArtin

 ”The FA Cup is still domestically the best cup in the world”
Glenn Hoddle

 ”It’s a tense time for managers. They have to exhume confidence”
Gary Lineker

 ”Riding that tackle, he wiggled his hips like a daisy in the wind”
Radio 5 Live

 Also see: Part #5Part #4 - Part #2Part #1

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