Gamerzine presenter Nathaniel Lippiett is given a close to impossible task in his script. At least he makes it seem impossible, to within an inch.

Just do as we say.

Please spell English correctly. Any violators will be amerced with in range of 20 to 50 lashes.

OK; we have no idea what this means. But be careful.

OK, so please contact the director if you see zombies or teach stady anty. Woot? Or sopper. You’ll need a bodyguard.

Just follow the instructions and you'll be OK.

Don’t you hate people who throw up without infusing?

Restrooms are located on lower level. So go up.

You better not have a bursting bladder when trying to figure out who made the mistake; the guy writing the text or the guy putting the arrow in.

Stop sign failure - SOTP now!

It’s hard to be a road painter. Not only do you  have to endure paint, roads, putting out traffic cones, pushing a big machine and other hazards. You also have to be able to spell short words correctly. Difficult words, like STOP.