The Egyptian football club Al-Ahly is the most crowned club in Africa, and is certainly loved by both fans and commentators. Watch this amazing chance, and turn up the volume on your speakers.

Euro 2004 football championship. Otto Rehhagel, the German who manages Greece, contemplates making a change in the semi-final versus the Czech Republic. Little does he know that some days later he and Greece will be the surprise winners of the tournament.

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Euro 2004 football championship. Otto Rehhagel, the German who manages Greece, contemplates making a change in the semi-final versus the Czech Republic. Little does he know that some days later he and Greece will be the surprise winners of the tournament.

And little does he know that a half-naked football fan with a massive boner is jumping up and down behind him.

Even if he had scored for Alaves, it would have made no difference to the scoreline. Jerry Armstrong

Its like the sea of Galilee – the two defenders just parted Mark Lawrenson

Chelsea last won away on April Fools Day – now its Read more!]]> Michael Owen isnt the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that.
Mark Lawrenson

Even if he had scored for Alaves, it would have made no difference to the scoreline.
Jerry Armstrong

Its like the sea of Galilee – the two defenders just parted
Mark Lawrenson

Chelsea last won away on April Fools Day – now its Boxing Day, another great religious holiday
Dominic Johnson

They’re in pole position, ie 3rd position for the Champions League
Mark Lawrenson

The ball plunges up between the two of them as they meet
Radio 5 Live

He’s got a great future ahead. He’s missed so much of it
Terry Venables

This is a real cat and carrot situation
David Pleat

To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first
Mark Lawrenson

Theres Ottmar Hitzfield, the two year old Bayern Munich manager
Mike Hill

To be honest, i cant remember him scoring a goal that wasnt memorable
Jerome Anderson

Andy Cole has at last broken his goal glut with his first goal for England
Channel 5

All of a sudden they still keep playing with that flat back four
John Beresford

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field
Ron Atkinson

They’ve conceded a lot of goals but their other problem is they’ve let a lot in
Gary Lineker

Bobby Robson and Sven Goran Eriksson had a meeting before this match. Kieron Dyer will have been the name on two of their lips
Metro Radio

(Dwight Yorke’s) white boots were on fire against Arsenal tonight and he’ll be looking for them to reproduce tonight
Ron Atkinson

Two-nil was a dangerous lead to have…
Peter Beardsley

And it (the ball) just crept either side of the post
Chris Kamara

Bayern Munich lost in the semifinals of the Champions League to Real Madrid last year and the year before that they were beaten in the final by Manchester United, so their European pedigree is second to none
Simon Brotherton

And Scot Gemmill has put Everton ahead in the big match between the bottom five
Steve Ryder

Also see: Part #4 – Part #3 – Part #2 – Part #1

Chilean right-back Bryan Carrasco took football cheating to new (low) levels in the 2011 South American Youth Championship against Ecuador earlier this month. Waiting for a throw-in, marking Ecuador’s Edson Motano, the presumably stupid Carrasco takes football play-acting to new heights as he hits himself – with Motano’s arm!

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Chilean right-back Bryan Carrasco took football cheating to new (low) levels in the 2011 South American Youth Championship against Ecuador earlier this month. Waiting for a throw-in, marking Ecuador’s Edson Motano, the presumably stupid Carrasco takes football play-acting to new heights as he hits himself – with Motano’s arm!

Luckily, the refeere didn’t fall for this lame trick.

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp reacts with predictable anger and bitterness when a ball mis-hit by one of his players hits him during a TV interview when he was a manager at Portsmouth.

In a junior football match between Desportivo Brasil and Flamengo this month, a player named Gladstone was unlucky enough to be injured.

Fortunately, a medical team was stand-by and ready to carry him out for further assistance.

Unfortunately, they were incompetent.

Kevin Muscat literally kicks this 10-video-special off with a tackle as hard as it is stupid. The Australian Muscat has a reputation for being a ‘hard man’ and, at age 37, is still eager to prove it.

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Kevin Muscat literally kicks this 10-video-special off with a tackle as hard as it is stupid. The Australian Muscat has a reputation for being a ‘hard man’ and, at age 37, is still eager to prove it.

Currently playing for Melbourne Victory in the Australian A-League, the tackle above came in Muscat’s first match after serving another suspension for another red card. Once voted “the most hated man in football”, Muscat has received a lot of red cards, an endless amount of yellows and even a lawsuit for his tackles, many of them leading to serious injury.

The red card above happened in a match versus Melbourne Heart in January 2011, and might end Muscat’s wild career.

After that tough start to this 10-video special, let’s move on to the next video in the series for something a lot cuter.

Football played by kids is fun to watch. All the small players run in a crowd wherever the ball is, regardless of position. And, like the grown players, tempers rise and fighting occurs. Surely a red card for both of them in this vid.

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Football played by kids is fun to watch. All the small players run in a crowd wherever the ball is, regardless of position. And, like the grown players, tempers rise and fighting occurs. Surely a red card for both of them in this vid.

This is the second video in the 10-video special ‘ten brutal, strange and funny red cards in football’. Let’s move on to the next one and watch a football fan getting some action.

In a Greek Super League match featuring Panathinaikos v Asteras Tripolis, Asteras midfielder Adrian Bastia was sent-off for tripping up a crowd member who entered the field of play. Usually refeerees are thankful that pitch invasions are stopped, but this ref saw it differently.

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In a Greek Super League match featuring Panathinaikos v Asteras Tripolis, Asteras midfielder Adrian Bastia was sent-off for tripping up a crowd member who entered the field of play. Usually refeerees are thankful that pitch invasions are stopped, but this ref saw it differently.

This is the third video in the ‘ten brutal, strange and funny red cards in football’ special. The next one features a laughing football legend, a red card and a yellow card.

It’s 2009, it’s AC Milan – Inter Milan, the fierce Italian football derby where the city of Milan once again discovers which set of supporters can hold their heads high. The match has been unusually quiet when it comes to disciplinary problems, and it continued to be good-humoured after this mistake by the referee, leading Read more!]]>

It’s 2009, it’s AC Milan – Inter Milan, the fierce Italian football derby where the city of Milan once again discovers which set of supporters can hold their heads high. The match has been unusually quiet when it comes to disciplinary problems, and it continued to be good-humoured after this mistake by the referee, leading to laughter all around – a rare sight on the football pitch.

This is the fourth video in a series of red cards in football – join us for the next one which is full of trickery and deceit.