Don’t worry, he’s OK.

The wife watches in horror, video camera running, while the handy man of the house destroys the…. house.

He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay He sleeps all night and he works all day

He cut down trees, he eats his lunch He go to the laboratory On Wednesdays he go shopping And has buttered scones for tea

 All we need now is another layer of forklifts and people and our work here is done – complete failure in workplace safety.

“Imagine! I was walking in the forest, way past those barbed wire fences and signs that says ‘Extreme danger’ for some reason. Right after I saw that six-legged reindeer and the bright green squirrel I came over some cool guys digging in the earth and measuring something. They stared a Read more!]]>

Personal safety failure. Big time.

“Imagine! I was walking in the forest, way past those barbed wire fences and signs that says ‘Extreme danger’ for some reason. Right after I saw that six-legged reindeer and the bright green squirrel I came over some cool guys digging in the earth and measuring something. They stared a lot, but were really friendly. I wonder what they were doing.”

There’s no need to move the ladder. I’ll just stretch my body a couple of yards to the left over those power lines while you hold the ladder.